The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women's pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.
The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors.
She was proudly driving her 'pubic beetle' until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her car's hood.
Here's a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.
You don't suppose the other drivers were driving along going "Twat was that??"
And was she charged with pubic indecency?
It's a good thing she was picked up by the fuzz...
I'll stop the cracks now.
Cat and the X-mas Tree....I jeed to know how to keep Miss S away from the Tree withouth chasing her constantly.. Esp when we arent home. I picked up some bigger balls this year for a buck a piece..
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Whoa. And I thought those nudie-silhouette mudflaps and Truck Nutz were tacky!!
I would have thought such a thing was illegal. Even an R movie rarely shows a glimpse. Furthermore it's pretty tasteless.
You are so funny. Well, I think I would have had an accident too, annuh I'm a gurl.
I have to admit to being a student of the same, since I have loved Georgia O'Keefe's work and she found the soft symmetry of the human body to be quite (my thoughts anyway) an influence on her flower and landscape paintings. I find that God has created nature, humans and other living things, and maybe not - I found the most amusing outcrop of rocks in Wyoming once - I posted it - with very similar lines, curves, ruffles, etc.....after all, God is the original artist...
Sometimes I wonder why our culture makes such a secret of parts of our body leaving so many people in confusion. Guys really are stumped by a woman's hidden flower -
Oh, I better shut up before I get into deep do-do here....
I think that is hilarious!
Shut Snowy in the basement or a bedroom when you leave the house.
Sophie's OK with the tree, but keeping her away from presents is a chore. She loves eating paper. :P
I would agree putting her in one room while you're gone is about all you can do.
OMG! That's a nasty hood Tweetey! I hope you cover up!
The human form is indeed a beautiful thing. It's just not something I want to have to look at while I'm driving down the road. In fact, I never wish to see people's private parts out in public and wouldn't dream of putting a picture of my own wee-wee out there for everyone to see.
Nelly is completely daft!
no comment. :)
You're crackin' me up.
:-)
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