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Wednesday, November 19, 2008


There were more but they wouldnt let me copy all the photo's at once and I dont remember exactly where I left off and I think I copied more than one here twice.. Sorry if I did.. Enjoy.. Talk to you all later..

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!


Gayle said...

LOL! Thanks, Tweety. I loved the Turkey joke, and I absolutely adore Maxine! :)

Squirl said...

Maxine's always good for a laugh.

Kat said...

LOL! Thanks for the good laugh. :)

Candy Minx said...

These were fun.

They reminded me of Fran Leibowitz who said "I prefer eating at home, only theres no food there".

Hope everyones colds are clearing up!

Jay said...

Thanks for the laughs.

zydeco fish said...

Funny joke.

Bridget Jones said...

LOL! Another thing about leaving stuff in the fridge--eventually it'll just walk out by itself.