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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

From my parents.... Funnies...

The tiniest Deer. Isnt he cute.i got this one from Jeff's sister in law and forgot to post it till now. I had a ghost story but it can wait a few days. Halloween isnt here yet... LOL.. Enjoy these photo's and the joke and the bottom. N...



This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a wildlife hospital in Great Britain after his mother was killed by a car.
Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult's



hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.


At just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire.



He has only recently opened his eyes.

Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said: Rupert's mother had very severe injuries.

We brought him out and got him breathing and then he went into an incubator on oxygen. He is now being fed by a tube.





Tucked in, Rupert is in an incubator

Dear deer: Rupert pulls a striking pose for the camera

Staff are optimistic Rupert, now five days old, will make a full recovery.




Deer are very, very tricky but this one has spirit. He's extremely feisty little guy and quite pushy, Mr Stocker said.



Asleep: Rupert takes 40 winks









Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is

Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.



We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ig nored and the Future is in deep shit.'

7 comments:

Jeannie said...

Adorable little deer. Cute joke (who comes up with these?) And that's wonderful that you've managed to lose weight while working there. I'll bet most people go the other way.

Gayle said...

That baby dear is so cute!

Thanks for the joke too, Tweetey. I needed a laugh! :)

tshsmom said...

Awwww! We have a doe that always leaves her fawn in our woods when she's grazing in the neighborhood.

Candy Minx said...

OMG...that is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I want to take the little deer home, ugh...so so so sweet! Thanks for the pics...made my night!

Is it really real and so cute and small...I can't take it!!!!


:)

SME said...

Aw, I hope the little guy makes it. He's so teeny! I think Sophie could beat him up. And she probably would, too, 'cause she's kinda mean. ;D

Kat said...

That deer! AHHHHH! So sweet! I just want to smooch all over it. What a dear! ;)

I've heard that joke before. hehehe


Thanks for stopping at my blog! :)

Squirl said...

That deer is just adorable!