Thanks to my MOM AND KEN.....

Have a great week my friends... Enjoy.....




The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women's pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.

The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors.

She was proudly driving her 'pubic beetle' until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her car's hood.
Here's a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.



You don't suppose the other drivers were driving along going "Twat was that??"
And was she charged with pubic indecency?
It's a good thing she was picked up by the fuzz...
I'll stop the cracks now.

Cat and the X-mas Tree....I jeed to know how to keep Miss S away from the Tree withouth chasing her constantly.. Esp when we arent home. I picked up some bigger balls this year for a buck a piece..

Tweety'sCraftingGallery... Iknow I am being a pain the ASS here.... I have these items to sell and would like them to go this year.. Enjoy and take a look ok. Look at some of the older posts if you cant find what you like. I can recreate something that you would like if you need me too... Take care and Happy Holiday's..

TV and this new damned Digital.....

Hi all. I have a new veiw on TV in general. Jeff and I bought the first two seasons of The Hulk. You know the big green man that only came out when David Banner got angry or hurt... Or when someone else got got hurt...

Well my new view on TV is that why spend 140 dollars on TV each month when you can go buy the seasons on DVD and watch them with out commercials or for that matter watch them on the internet??? Go spend 140 dollars or so on the seasons and then go home and watch them or watch your favorite episode over and over again.. You wont have to wait for them to do a rerun on it..

We want to get the other three seasons of Hulk and then I want the full set of seasons of the Fragels for the girls but that is going to have to wait. And there are a few other shows I wouldnt mind having. I liked the Angel one. I can never remember the name of it.


I will miss watching the Football games each Sunday afternoons next year but you know what we may have cable or we may not. I dont care either way. I will miss watching my soaps but with me working I havent been able to keep up with my favorite two anyway lately. I think I have been up before 11 AM a handful of times since I started working now..

I dont mind changes but I just get fustrated with them..

Off the topic... I have made forty dollars at work from one co worker on those scarves I told you all about. I never did take photo's of them.. I should have but didnt and then I am making two more for another co worker for her twin sisters. I am done with those also. They are a hunter green and red mixed. They tured out nice.

I have also sold a few things I had for Ruth my African friend and and one scarf of mine I made. I sold the Ribbon scarf.. I just wish I could sell more of my stuff before x-mas. I have a whole bin full of stuff that needs to go before x-mas. Mostly big blankets. I understand how tight everyones budget is this year. We are making our trip home and then thats it for us for a long while again. I am going home to see my parents and then Tshsmom and family. My godmother and such. We are only going home for a few days but its going to be tight to see everyone.

Well HAPPY THANKSGIVING IF I FORGET. I MAY NOT MAKE IT BACK IN HERE BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY....I have to work tomorrow night into Thanksgiving and then we have Thanksgiving off.. And then back to the grind on Friday..

Well I am off to do a few things before I have to go to work at 8 PM... Have a wonderful day..

Oh one more thing before I leave you... It was like this when we went to bed on Sunday..



This is what it looked like waking up on Monday morning.. But not this deep.. I havent taken a photo of it outside yet. The snow is still there. I just need a photo of it.. LOL... But this is an idea of how it looked..



Ok now I am gone. Have a wonderful Holiday my friends..

Gay Marriages....

Hi all. I am slightly disturbed by some peoples views on Gay Marriages. I am watching Dr Phil and they are discussing it there. I am opposed to how people feel about it. I mean my MIL is Gay and I have Gay friends. What is wrong with people wanting to be taken care of like us that arent Gay....????? I need to know the answers to these questions.

I mean I see it as long as you are happy and you enjoy your partner in any type of relationship sure. I mean sure the schools will tell your children about that but I dont see what the schools have to say about marriage anyway... I know what the Bible says too. But you know what I see it again and again and again as long as you are happy....

What is the difference between a Gay couple and a Heterosexual couple except for the Gay couple being either two men or two women?????? And the other one of each...I support the Gay Marriage for those of you that are and arent.. I see it as why not let them have a wife and wife or husband and husband take care of eachother.. Sure some of them may have children. You know what if they do you explain to them that is what you want. Some people see it as its a disturbance to explain to your child.. Well you know what. There are plenty of gay people that have children and they turn out just fine..

I have explained to Kora why grandma has a partner instead of a grandpa and she understands more than you know... It upsets me with this well they need to be nongays to be married. I dont think so. I believe if you love some one and you want that right it should be there.. Its disturbing to know how most people dock this shit and say oh well they are gay they cant have the rights we have. You know what that is totally wrong.. I think if you are gay and you love that person you are with you need to be able to get married and also have the rights to have them decide what to do with you when you are sick and sign papers that us Hetero's have with our spouses...

I know I am ranting but I feel strongly on this subject and I hope you all dont critize me for this either.. There are a lot of things to be said. I mean I remember when they were trying to vote for something last year about health care something and then it was if you were a gay couple you couldnt decide what to do for your partner, you couldnt do something for there health care.. I dont get it. I just dont get it. Why cant a happy Gay couple decide what is going on for there loved one...

Anyway sorry for the rant here. But it was just something that gets me.. I support my Gay friends.. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and talk to you all soon. N...

Enjoy...

There were more but they wouldnt let me copy all the photo's at once and I dont remember exactly where I left off and I think I copied more than one here twice.. Sorry if I did.. Enjoy.. Talk to you all later..
















A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.



He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'



The boy replied, 'What turkey?'



The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'



The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'



The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.



If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'



The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'



May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

This is Hiliarious..

Hi there. Check out this link please. Its hiliarious... I got this one from Jeff's sister in law...

When Engineers Own a Dog...

For my Minnesota Friends.. And other to Enjoy...

THIS IS HOW TO FISH IN MINNESOTA Got this one from Jeff's sister in Law.. Enjoy.. It looks reallly neat though.. I will make rounds tomorrow since I have tomorrow off and work the rest of the week.. Take care my friends and hope every one is warm and snuggled up with something or someone..

I was going to build the Gazebo on the edge of my dock down by the lake but I thought .I might just as well build the deck with floats on it and I can then take it out fishing too...... Has 15,000# capacity. The deck is 18ft x 18ft with 12 plastic foam filled dock floats that are 4ft x 4ft by 18 inches high and the Gazebo is 10 ft. Hexagon with a table and chairs. Inside, under the table is my trolling motor so I can take it out to my favorite fishing hole. The trolling motor is remote controlled wireless so I can be fishing outside and operate the motor. On the top of the table I have a LOWRANCE Fish-Finder with depth sounding sonars and temp gauge. I have 2 electric winches with 40# anchors. I have also built in a water pump so I can clean the fish right on the spot.


Now I can relax and fish while my wife can sit and relax.





Question... Does anyone know how to keep the Fruit Flies away when you have banana's in the house.. I have kitchen full of them and they are just annoying... let me know please.I will buy some raid on Friday if I have to get rid of them...

Stuff

Here is some stuff. I have our turkey for thanksgiving already.. We got it for 1.38 a pound and decided to pick it up. Not a bad price for a ten pound bird.. I have been working really hard. I was told by two managers they want to teach me breakfast.. Plus the new woman they hired for over nights. They are trying to get this Mexican lady to quit. She has been really mean lately. She cleans and if its not good enough she goes over it anyway when I clean. She was telling me what to do last night again and such.. I just did it to my best and it wasnt good enough for her so I caught her going over my work.. OH WELLLLL.....


A few weeks ago I got to leave early and I was told to ask M if she wanted me to do anything and she said to sweep but what pissed me off the most was she came right behind me with another broom sweeping. Its like why ask me to sweep if you are going to sweep behind me.. Then the following week I was on the grill. Not literally but I was cooking the food and she wanted me to clean my area and the manager Robin was there and asked me to do something for her and this M got really pisssed off. She called me a Fucking Lazy Cleaner. She also told Robin that I finish cleaning before helping the manager with what she asked me to do.. What right does she have telling the manager what to do or what i am going to do for that matter.. I try really hard to do what I am asked but I dont please this one lady.. She was suppose to show me how to close the grill last night but she never did. Oh well I will just have to ask Joe this weekend when I work with him or Rick..

Other wise the job is going well yet. I have told a few managers I want to get better on the headsets. If I can get better on the headsets and learn breakfast there is more than likely a better positions for me. Even though with management if someone calls in sick I have to stay until they find a replacement but that doesnt happen that often..

We are planning on a bon fire in the back yard tonight if its not to wet. I am so looking forward to it.. Its been raining/snowing all night long so it might be just to wet and cold to do one tonight..

You know tomorrow is my payday and I get to pay the phone/internet bill and then put the rest in the bank. Yayyy. Starting to put money in the bank... That is always a good thing.. My house looks like crap. I havent cleaned in four days because I havent had the energy from this cold.. I feel better today but tired becaue I didnt get to sleep till six this morning.. I didnt get home till almost five this morning. I went in at 8 and got home at 4:40 or something like that. I was suppose to be home at 3.

I came home and offered to make Jeff breakfast and he took me up on it. I just got him some left over pizza that we got from Papa Murphy's last night. Its one of the take and bake places we have here. They make it and we bake it at home. Those are better than the Jacks pizza's you buy from the store.

Miss S is growing like a weed. She is a fat catt to me at least compared to when I brought her home. My mom lost her dog the other day. Scooby had been sick for a couple of weeks and my mom brought her to the vet a week or so ago and he gave her some meds for her and dad went to help her from under there bed since she couldnt jump up on the bed any longer and she was stiff as a board. She died under there bed in the night I guess. But my mom got two new kitties nine weeks old.. One is pure orange and other is black with orange sparkles in his back. I think if I remember correctly mom named them Selina and Felix..

The girls are doing good. I have said enough of them lately.. They are adjusting to my working after four months on the job.. I think on Nov. 14th it will have been four months already..Anyway I am going to go. I will make rounds later this afternoon if I have time. I have a few things I want to get done before visiting so if not today tomorrow I will see you all.. Have a wonderful couple of days if I dont see you around.. N...

A Bit Late but Had to post them... they are funny...

I should have started with this top one when I started posting them instead of the bottom one. Enjoy..

We all have really bad colds here. I worked with mine last night and tonight. I am feeling better but still groggy.. I came home from work about half hour ago so I am just kind of wearing down the rest of the way. going to do a few things around the house before going to bed and getting that out of my way.. Talk to you all later today sometime... N...

My girls Playing in the Leaves..

I decided to take my camera and video tape the girls playing in the leaves. Enjoy watching them. You cant hear them squeal but its the point. I love them dearly and I love watching them. I am making a manager some scarves for her coats she has at home. I made her one and she fell madly in love with it and asked if I would make her three more.. I wish I would have taken a photo of the first one but I forgot.

Hi All...

Hi there. I have an update on life here. Its been crazy really. I have been working hard all week and now last night I had a night off and we went bowling. We took the girls with us and Bri got to bowl for the first time by her self. I helped her but we bowled.. It was a blast. I rather enjoyed being with my family. I had asked Jeff is he wanted to play raquetball or go bowling last night and he chose bowling.. It was a blast to be with them.

I dont remember if I told you all that Bri's actually riding her bike now with out her training wheels or not.. She was doing a few days ago and I have been busy and not remembering where I have put it. She is so proud of herself. I am proud of her as well as daddy. She fell of course a few times the first day but got back on it and said lets try again. She is so much more adventurous than Kora was at her age. Kora would just cry and scream..

Have any of you heard of Market America??? Jeff wants to get us involved and I feel its an Amway scam to me.. I dont trust anything that needs another person to make money or to have to have two more people under you to make money. Its a pyramid and its not safe in my eyes.. You dont get a paycheck unless you find a partner and then that partner needs two more people under them.

I am working almost 40 hours a week and we have been missing people at work and I have been trying to get as many more hours as I can because you know people are going to call in or what not.. Jeff is making two games with his computer programming. Rather enjoying himself.. He is getting some where with these but programming the graphics has him stumped for now. He is doing it in slow pieces..

Kora is taking off with her home schooling. She is doing great with understanding her verbs and such but her math she still fights me with sometimes..Now we are into her ones, tens and one hundreds math adding.. Havent gotten into the carrying yet but almost. I love the book we got her from Barnes and Noble. It has everything in it. Reading, math, spelling, Lanugage arts, writing and test prep.. I am looking at doing the test prep maybe over thanksgiving or there near when like the first quarter would be done in school. I give Kora spelling test each week like in school but we can go as fast or as slow as she wants with it. That is the nice part of being home schooled.

Bri is learning how to write her name and is doing well with it and also learning how to write other letters of the alphabet plus some numbers.. I am so proud of my girls. Even with me working we are making this work for us. I know home schooling isnt for everyone and we are managing just fine. I know at first I was wondering what we were going to do but we have managed and found our way with it. What I dont understand Jeff does with Kora.Well they are outside waiting for me.I will catch you all later. Its going to be dark soon and Bri wants me to watch her ride her bike. Talk to you all soon. I made rounds today so I will try and make them tomorrow too...N....